Tenacious D…

Acabo de cachar que salió un nuevo album de Tenacious D llamado Rize of the Fenix (En realidad salio como en Mayo, así que slowpoke) pero ya hay varios videos dando vuelta:

Well me and Kage are hungry

We’re hungry for some fruit

We wander through the garden

It would be a hoot

To eat some low hanging fruit

We’re on a freaky pursuit

Don’t want no high class model in designer fucking bathing suit

We want the low hanging fruit

Me and Kage are horny

Looking for a snack

Looking for a plump one

I want my baby back

We want some low hanging fruit

She wears a bee keeper suit

She got the sweet stanky grooves

We need the low hanging fruit

She got the flip flops on with hot red potatoes

And a butt floss thong with fried green tomatoes

And she loves that song we sing for the ladies c’mon! Oh my God!

[JB scat section}

Low hanging fruit

She wears a pink parachute

She got the fly tattoo and the honky tonkin’ daisy dukes

We love the low hanging fruit

Because the high class fruit is not very funky

But the low class fruit is sweet chunky monkey

When you smoke that bood it smell like a skunky c’mon!

C’mon! C’mon! C’mon!

Este tiene los mejores efectos jajajaja

When The Pick of Destiny was released it was a bomb
And all the critics said that the D was done
The sun had set and the chapter had closed
But one thing no one thought about was the D would rise again
Just like the phoenix
We’ll fuckin’ rise again
That’s right, the phoenix
Will rise again, y’all
‘Cause the fiery heart of a champion cannot be quelched
By a failure or an embarrassment, no way, no
And the critics all agreed it was a stinky pile of chee
But that does not mean that our hearts are not strong
Just like the phoenix
We’ll fuckin’ rise again, y’all
That’s right, the phoenix
Will rise again, aw
Sun shining, it’s a hell of a day
Bright is back and it’s headed your way
D’s here, now we’re puttin’ on a show
We’ll stink it up, then we will need a window
Out rockin’, yeah we’re rockin’ again
Black Mamba is my personal friend
Phil Jackson is the master of zen
We’ll pick you up, keep you over the weekend
It’s the rise of the phoenix
It’s the call of attack
And you’ll know when you’ve seen us

The fuckin’ D is back, y’all
Lovemakin’ all the way to the top
Boots smokin’, but I’m not gonna stop
Bossa Nova is a beautiful dance
Hot-blooded, that’s lots of romance

It’s the rise of the phoenix
And we ride with the pack
It’s the magic between us
The fuckin’ D is back
But what if it’s true?
If Tenacious D has died, what will we do?
And what will we do
About all the fans who have the D tattoo?
They’ll have them removed
They’ll have to laser off the D tattoos
Tattoos
They’ll have to laser off the D tattoo, aw
Wait a minute Cage
What’s that you say?
You know it’s not too late
Yes it is too late
We only need one hit
Just imagine it
We could be the shit
Too legit to quit
One hit
One hit
One hit
Yeah we’re hoping this is it
One hit
Top 10 hit
Top 40 hit
Top 1000 hit
Aw, we don’t care, as long as we get there
We’ll start anew
And you can get a new Tenacious D tattoo
You can get a new Tenacious D tattoo